There
was
a
sad homecoming for a couple of Jet Setters when they returned to
their mansion on Higley Flow.
Yes, these people have apparently been partying a bit too hard and failed to notice the warning signs.
We've managed to capture the notice that was posted about their palatial estate:
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FERC-LOSURE NOTICE
BrookFeelin' Powerful Co. (not affiliated with Brookfield Power Co.) gives notice that this obviously abandoned property is delinquent in Dock Fees, Deck Fees & Dork Fees. Despite failing to pay, the owners continue to live in High Style, Cruising on Yachts, Riding in Illegal Vehicles, and Partying Extensively, although admittedly with Cheap, Tasteless Beer.
Therefore, on February 31st., 2011, this property will be auctioned at 12:61PM. Interested parties may obtain details by calling 1-800-FERC-YOU Suem & Screwem Attorneys at Law |
Normally, we'd all pitch in and help
our neighbors, but they not only ignored
paying fees to our overlords at Brookfield Flow (formerly Higley
Flow), but actually left a portion of their dock floating and
poluting the pristine waters long after the boating season had
ended. Considering these facts, we are
happy to have the crap cleaned out of our Bowels.